September 2009
24 posts
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You'll never get it. Men weren't meant to understand women.
not true.
I've managed to solve for the fundamental logic operation of women.
It's just best to let them do what they want, so they'll let us do stuff to them.
Nono let me explain.
Women are fundamentally amplifiers.
Anything you give them expect to get back multiplied
give them money you don't have in the form of a credit card, expect a huge debt
give them a little love, and they'll give you a lot of love back
give them a little DNA in the bedroom
and they give you a baby
So if you give them crap, you'd better be ready to recieve a ton of shit
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This is the end of the line.
It’s time to say goodbye.
“I felt you in my legs before I even met you
And when I laid beside you for the...”
– Nineteen, Tegan and Sara (via kari-shma)
It's when people realise how lonely it is being on...
—Mirajane in Fairy Tail.
All Hail the Dead de Walls of Jericho.
Este es mi...
August 2009
372 posts
Disorder in the American courts
charismah:
Disorder in the American Courts These are from a book called “Disorder in the American Courts”, and are things people have actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had to undergo the torment of staying impassive while these exchanges were actually taking place. ++++++++ ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his...
luispirela:
Lovefool ~ New Found Glory fr. Adam...
jonwithabullet:
Queen - We Are The Champions
silentsigh:becauseitsnotlove | bitchville
The...
deadwildcat:hellomagenta:thatjeffreykid:
Let Go...
You think that no one else is lonesome, you think...
Brand New - Vices.
La primera canción del nuevo...
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